Thursday, April 9, 2015

50 Insults on Stupidity and Stupid Annoying People

We often find ourselves confronted with people who exasperate our patience with their asinine thoughts as well as having to pay for the cost of their stupidity. It is natural in these circumstances of wanting to contort their necks out of shape and/or gouge out their eyes. But if you were like me who abhor violence, then perhaps these insults on stupidity and stupid annoying people might come in handy. 

If only to release our frustration.

50 Insults on Stupidity and Stupid Annoying People

1. He's so stupid he tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff

2. He's so stupid he tried drowning a fish.

3. It's not difficult to define "stupidity". YOU make it easy.

4. To call you "stupid" is not insulting are beyond stupid.

5. Do you know how old I am? Oh wait, I forgot you don't know how to count!

6. STUPID is spelled Y-O-U.

7. Do you want to see something stupid? Get a mirror.

8. I have never seen a finer specimen of stupidity...until I met you.

9. I would question your intelligence...if you had any.

10. Wise words...for an idiot at least.

11. With just one more brain, what a halfwit you'd be.

12. If stupidity was a disease, you would be dead right now.

13. No wonder you're unaware of your's on autopilot.

14. How can anyone be so stupid? Easy...if they were you.

15. An ant has more brain cells than you.

16. If you want to appear intelligent, all you have to do is close your mouth.

17. You're not a complete idiot...some parts are missing.

18. I disagree when people call you "stupid"..."idiot" is more appropriate.

19. If stupidity was a virus, you would be an epidemic.

20. A horse's ass looks more intelligent than you.

21. Excuse me, but your village is looking for you. They want their idiot back.

22. If only I.Q. meant "idiot quotient", you would be in the genius level.

23. He's so stupid he tried stealing a free sample.

24. He's so stupid he called 911 on the microwave when the house was on fire.

25. To enjoy your company, one needs a lower IQ.

26. Your diet seems to be working. Only problem is it move the fat off your ass and into your head.

27. He's so stupid he bought athlete's foot powder to make him run faster.

28. "A penny for your thoughts"? Ha! I'd still get back some change.

29. Is that your brain farting?

30. You would look less stupid if your face is where your butt is.

31. If someone were to smack you hard that your eyes roll back into your head, you'd see no brain there.

32. I heard you had a brain transplant and the brain rejected you.

33. The only way someone can see your point of view is if they shove their head far up their ass.

34. Sorry, but the stream of stupidity coming from your mouth is making it diffficult to understand you.

35. No wonder your brain isn't working...your seating on it.

36. Your brain has "Neanderthal" written all over it....soon to be extinct.

37. If your brain was ever donated to science, They would find the missing link of Darwin's theory of evolution.

38. Then again, a Chimpanzee may have more gray matter between it's ears than you.

39. I would call you a "Dumb Ass" but that would be insulting to Donkeys.

40. Adam & Eve ate from the tree of knowledge. You must be the fruit pits they spat out.

41. Have you ever notice that when your mouth moves your brain stops working?

42. Have you tried exorcism? You seem "possessed" by stupidity.

43. Just keep talking and maybe one day something intelligent will come out.

44. A witty insult or clever comeback would be wasted on you. You wouldn't understand it.

45. If there was a light switch in our brains, your's would be dimmers.

46. “I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.” ― Christopher Moore

47. “I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.” ― Derek Landy

48. “If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, then they can sure make something out of you.” ― Muhammad Ali

49. “He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.” ― Groucho Marx

50. Everyone is entitled to be stupid (occasionally), but you're abusing the privilege.

Any clever comebacks to stupidity and witty insults for stupid annoying people?